The Ultimate Motherhood Report Card
HA, yeah that doesn’t really exist. I’m so sorry, that was total click bait designed to get you to this point. Hopefully you can move past this slightly nefarious move and continue reading. The truth is, there is no ultimate motherhood report card and this has proven to be extremely problematic for my personality. You see, I am the type of person who requires metrics, who thrives on meeting and yes beating deadlines. I may have been one of the few children who awaited school progress reports with the same anticipation and glee that a five year old child awaiting Santa on Christmas Eve feels. As far as color personalities are concerned, I am as green as they come, as in HULK green. When we brought home my first-born child I was certain motherhood would be just like running a project in my former career. Like any project, I would expect there to be a few delays, a few minor hiccups but nothing I couldn’t master with proper planning...